UGLY !

Sup world? 

  So last night was fun, fun, fun. Went to my friend Sara's for her birthday then ended up going with some of her friends to another party. It was sweeet. But the best part of the whole night was me trying to stop this fight.. it went a little like this..

so this kid kyle was hammer and by hammered I mean totally gone. He starts yelling at this mexican dude that was at this party the big one, Pinto yes that is his name. Well Pinto freaks the fuck out. They start to try and fight and I jump in the middle and I'm like "dude you need to get the hell out of here you're acting ridiculous" he's yelling and scream and I'm telling all his mexican amigos to get him out there. They finally after like 15 minutes get him in the car and his still yelling. May I note there's like 10 dudes outside and then me. They get ready to drive off and I yell "See- ya ugly!" he then replies "ginger slut!!" I then say, "well at least I'm not ugly!!" It was the high life of my night..okay maybe my life. Pinto sorry dude your ugly. (that's not a real picture of him above, bummer I know.)

saltz, the ginger. 

Happy Monday !

Have a blingin' Monday ya'll !! Unlike some EVERYONE else in the world I still have class today, wheeee!

Oh and I found out I have and eye infection glorious !

miss. saltz .

chris brown

I can seriously not stop listening to "No Air". You know, that song with Jordin Sparks? I don't know. "No Air" , "Run It", "Kiss Kiss", what the hell is wrong with me? The worst part is that the remix of Umbrella he did, Cinderella is stuck so deeply in my head I don't think it's going to go away. Horrible, I am so awful. The weirdest part is that during the No Air video I keep mistaking Jordin Sparks' spoken voice as mine. Seriously, why cant I get, like, Avril Lavigne or something in there? Nope. Fuck you, Chris Brown.

-miss pepperrrr

I eat so much vegan food

Seriously, I don't get it. I eat a shitload of vegan food all the time and I love meat and eggs and cheese. Maybe it is because one of my good friends is vegan and over here all the time. I don't know but I totes just made a delish quesadilla with hummus, tofu sour cream, rice cheese and whole wheat tortillas. Who am I?

-miss pepper

Why Eveyone In Arizona Hatez Me..

So everyone in Arizona thinks I'm a crazy, for real. I wore this shirt and necklace tonight with some zigzag tights and up rise shorts with my Docs and everyone gave me the weirdest looks. I live in sorority and fraternity hell. It's so fucking annoying I can hardly stand it. Example: three girls live above us and they literally STOMP everywhere they go in their apartment. They drag furniture and laugh and STOMP even more all the time, I don't know them but I hate them. Their in a sorority. Also I'd like to know if at sorority meetings if they practice talking the way they all talk together. It's stupid. My roommate (Chelsea, sorry I forgot to introduce her) and I went to Chili's the other night, two sisters were sitting and sharing nothing but chips and salsa together (What a dinner!!!) talking and talking and talking like they had just arrived on Earth for like the first time EVER!

Example Talk: Girl 1: OMG lyke I can't believe that Josh would do that to you he's like so dumb!
Girl 2: I know, I lyke hate him! My dad said He'd call and talk to him tomorrow!
Girl 1: Why? Gosh I'm lyke so sore from exercising!
Girls 2: Me too, lyke about our relationship... I'm so full from this chips and salsa, good dinner!

Morel of the story... I hate sororities!!
▲▲▲ for life though, always dirty.
dirty trio.
Off to bed for a long time... salt.